-Bees that sting the bottom of your foot.
-Fat Moo Cows that try to steal your spot to State.
-Fat Boys that try to be British
-Smelly Mexican Boys in French
-Husbands that forget their wedding rings.
-People that don't notice your new haircut.
-Hotels that have all their hallways look exactly alike so you spend 45 minuetes trying to get into
a room that isn't even yours.
-Rude hotel managers that toss you out of the pool 5 minuetes after you get in.
-Crazy Black Bus Drivers that throw you off the bus just because you bring a Slurpee on it.
-Stupid White girls that come to Cancer Walk-A-Thon's drunk. (I don't want to get into that but it
was pretty much me, Bekah, Luis, Um..Ross & some very stupid people)
-Guys you wanna date that turn out to be gay.
-Stupid people in general that we have no tolerance for.
-Scorpion King (The stupidest movie EVER!)
-People at Boulder Station that try to rape you. (That one is all Bekah)
-Beaner Mobiles, Grandma & Grandpa cars, Soccer Mom Vans...etc.
-Jack in the Crack
-Jenna Palmer
-Mexican Food workers that don't speak a damn word of English so you either have to write it down
or say it 1,000 times.
-711 workers that sing "Boyfriends gonna get some" when you buy condoms
on a dare.
-Swim team talking about either sex or religion.
-Nick Otis who has to be right about EVERYTHING!
-Stupid class next to French that has cheap plaster walls so you can hear Shrek blaring from the
classroom. Every..single..day.
-Freezing -5,000 below zero water that we have to practise in everyday! Though they say it's
70 degrees.
-Fat white people who get nothing out of life but to make fun of people.
-Fat Mexicans that sleep on the ground in French.
-The three black girls at the pool who try to start crap with you & they are only 8 yrs old.
-Diane Care writing on my swim cap.
-Smelly girls that you let borrow your clothes & then they won't return them & then talks
shit & has to be difficult with everybody & can't sing worth a damn!
-The three pairs of sunglasses I have lost within a month.
-How Adam Martinez sings
-How Mrs. Johanson acts like she knows everything.
-Annoying French songs
-Walking around Magic Mountain for 8 hrs when you HATE rollercoasters.
-People that stop walking right in front of you so you run into them.
-Getting trash canned
-People who hate to talk on the phone.
-Rat Poison
-Weird kids wearing helmets for no reason.
-Techys in general
-Mikal who yells at you on the phone.
-When your talking to someone and they suddenly disappear
-Coaches that try to teach you how to swim but they can't cuz they don't even know how themselves.
-long boring lectures
-Dress Code: No flip-flops. You have GOT to be kidding me.
-Stupid math teachers that make fools of you in front of class.
-Little dogs that steal my clothes.
-Fat people on Swim Team that get jealous because your prettier then them and they want Marc!
-Marc when he slams your head into the sidewalk.
-When Mr. Russel acts gay and gives you attitude.
-Tommy Adam's House of Hose
-Logan's Chevy Blazer and obsession with Chevy trucks period.
-Silverado usuing you as a wall during warm-ups.
-Candace laughing at me.
-People who say "uh" after each sentance.
-To many Green Valley swimmers.
-Ross's Ghetto Van
-Shandi's possessed radio.
-Ex-bf's that realize we don't want them.
-Fat people that wear clothes that are to small for them.
-When you don't understand what the announcers are saying.
-People that live in BFE.
-How are school is represented by Halloween colors.
-How people take your school sign because it has guns on it.
-Swim Meets that last for 5 hours.
-Food that costs alot of money and tastes like cardboard.
-Getting the sleeves of your sweatshirt ripped off.
-White people claiming to be "black" or "Mexican"
-Vending machines that steal your money.
-Hall Moniters that won't let you buy something from a vending machine just cuz your on the "wrong"
side during break but your so close to the machine you can touch it...
-Fat guys that wear speedos.
-Adam M's see-through speedo.
-Guys at Laser Force that go all "Predator".
-Pot heads that hit on you because your a virgin.
-Butterfly (Also called the Dead Moth)
-Coming in DFL for 100 Butterfly.
-People that talk about you behind your back.
-People that are nice to your face but truly hate your guts.
-Crazy bums that scare you to death for money.
-People that whistle when they talk.
-Guys that don't know how to drive.
-Guys that taking longer than girls at getting ready.
-The Homecoming dress that barely fits me 9 months later.
-The wall that moves during 100 Backstroke.
-People who belly-flop into the pool.
-People that call on the phone and don't leave a message so when you check your messages you get
a long dial-tone.
-Thorny bushes
-Crying in front of people.
-People who try to take my pencil out of the ceiling or put one up next to it.
-Husbands that don't defend their wives.
-Coming home really late on a bad day to find that there is no hot water in the shower.
-Strange people who have never seen The Goonies or Monty Python's Holy Grail.
-Getting up at 5:30 on a Saturday
-Having no more St. Ponds
-Lotion or shampoo spilling in your bag.
-How half the school is Mormon.
-"The Fellowship"
-How I constantly drop things.
-How Kerrie messes with my cell phone.
-How Mr. Gonzales tells the same boring story about his childhood for a week.
-Brittney Kraimer
-The Hey Baby Song
-Stop watches that don't start.
-Guys that won't take you to Prom.
-Cute guys named Matt that go to Cimmaron.. Wait.. That's not a grievance.
-Anthony Deforno's green shoes.
-Health Movies
-Math in general.
-Your boyfriends ex
-Stupid talking bunnies that you get from your ex on Christmas.
-Cactus legs!
-Being on your Rag!
-Canton's. It's so good yet so bad..
-Girls who kind of look like you and have almost the same exact name as you.
-Sitting in the back of a Jeep with Nutty Cocunut Ice Cream on the Freeway.
-Clowns
-Killer Cockroaches
-How William Wallace dies in Braveheart
-How it makes you cry to watch Dana Benedict swim.
-How Erika can't count.
-Pookie when he tries to ignore me.
-Sean Long being an egotistical jerk. I still love you..
-Lord of the Flies.
-The Pickle Man
-Lemon Jolly Ranchers
-People who only come to swim practice about once a month and then try to teach you how to swim.
-People that give you a hassle over giving your husband a ride home.
-Ugly orange prom tuxes.
-People that won't leave you and your husband alone.
-Stupid mascera that clumps your eyelashes together.
-Lesbians that take pictures of you and you don't know them so they will probably end up on lesbians.com
-Parents that won't let you get your belly-button peirced when everyone else says yes.
-Tyler Hanson who won't let me get my belly-button peirced either.
-Tardy Sweeps
-Annie
-Little dogs on their leashes (Eric & Kelsey)
-Plato
-Mrs. Johanson talking about bikinis.
-Mrs. Wilson wearing her pants all the way up like a dress.
-Songs that get stuck in your head.
-Tyler denying that he sounds like Frank Sinatra when he knows he does.
-Old men that can't drive.
-Dirty pee water at Wet N Wild. Ewww.
-Having no muscle power.
-Scary French subs that say "My name is Mr. Rizzo, Don't confuse it with H to the Izzo".
-How everyone in the Movie theatres has to sit in the row before you even though there are 5 empty
rows behind you.
-Graduation
-Lifegaurd Certification because half of the people can't swim.
-Burger King toys that are stupid.
-Cliffhangers on Passions
-Not going to San Fransisco
-Weird people in Laguna that sing songs about Shipwrecking in your Eyes and Cats & Garbage.
-Betting Tyler $2 on a Steelers/Titan game.
-Girls that ditch their best friend to steal YOUR best friend.
-Bekah's Driving. (You speed demon..)
-Cops in general
-How Jessica throws things out the window when your driving (Ex: popcorn bags, Burger King bags and
wrappers..)
-Spangledash
-Ludmilla and her Ludmilla-mobile
-Daniel the Lifegaurd
-Josh Hanley's big ass ego
-Coach Jen's attachment to pens.
-Mexican Erika's stupidity.. Like how she thinks our other Coach Jen worked at Hot Dog on a Stick..
-Not going to State in Reno
-Menopause
-Bekah's stalker boyfriend.
-Brittney Franken's bad taste in guys..
-Adam's Bambi
-Cat buses
-Scott Carsen in general
-John (Patricks friend)
-Amy (Girl I don't like because she flirts with my ex-boyfriend)
-Netti in general
-Bekah's bowling because it takes forever
-Getting your period on your birthday
-Not being able to leave this god-forsaken hellhole
-Bitter two-faced fat girls
-Officer Doofy (Wait for the gate!)
-How Bekah's dad bowls like a fairy
-Chrissy Lot because she never gives us a chance to get our tarot cards read
-The Shi Sha Lounge for being expensive and taking forever and a day to serve us
-The Summer of 2003 (Ok..It wasn't that bad but alot of bad crap did put a damper on things)
-When the Sandwich Artist isn't working at Subway..Grr..
-Tyler leaving for college (He's growing up!)
-How sometimes Adam M never has time for me.
-All the stupid bimbos that inhabit our school.
-Seniors on JV Cheerleading
-Ashley Harliss
-Losing your cell phone in Utah
-Cedar City kids who say "Fucking Cocksuckers"
-Typical high school drama
-Stalker Rapist boys
-The "Food-Chain"
-Lazaar Jovic's hair
-Brian Ahern who needs to get a "trim"
-One Night Stands
-Hangovers
-4th period, Miss. Whitt's Multicultural Lit Class
-Nervous break-downs
-Girls that you don't know that suddenly become your man's roommate. That's a big fat negative.
